Miscellaneous

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

that post reminds me: you know what i haven’t seen in years? a spocked fiver

used to be (especially back working in retail in the middle of uni towns) i couldn’t go a month without seeing one of these

now? nothing.

i miss them

(via unpretty)

fakegamercomics:

a beautiful transgender couple 🏳️‍⚧️💖🌈🐶💕🌌💖🌈🏳️‍⚧️

(via glitchlight)

sreegs:

me: i gotta pop off the hiking trail real quick to piss but there’s no good cover here to duck behind. i don’t see anyone around i think i’m good

the forest ranger 100 yards behind me: if i give out one more public urination ticket i’ll be able to retire. you know what? i feel like jogging

teacher 100 yards ahead of me: ok class, let’s have a race! start running!

endangered sasquatch 10 feet away perfectly camouflaged: i hope i don’t encounter any human urine, it’s fatal to my species. i’m so frail :(

(via averyterrible)

stickyfrogs:

Jens has a Very Important Meteorological Announcement tonight! It is Raining!

vargmageddon:

I’m losing my fucking mind you’ll never guess what happens 27 seconds in

(via listen-to-the-inner-walrus)

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

(via nyancrimew)

thirdpunch:

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radiofreederry:

(via averyterrible)

crplpunkklavier:

hey man. hi good morning. i wanna explain something to you. sit down with me yeah?

so. i don’t listen to a lot of rap. i don’t listen to a lot of country music. i pretty much never listen to jazz. there’s 1-2 artists i enjoy for each of those genres, but mostly, i wouldn’t say i personally like rap music, no. this is because i grew up around rock music, and still only really vibe with music if there’s distorted guitars and huge drumsets going crazy, preferably with someone yelling about either rage or sex. ok? that’s sort of my whole thing. i personally don’t like listening to jazz music very much, because it doesn’t really do anything for me, it doesn’t put me in the mood i wanna be in when i listen to music.

i don’t hate rap. i don’t hate country, i don’t hate jazz. i wouldn’t even say i dislike them. i don’t think it’s bad music. i think it’s incredible music, actually. the craft, the construction and the poetry that goes into all of them is mind-blowing. makes me wanna tear up when i think about it! i mean it. i think it’s fantastic music. i just don’t like listening to it.

see how fucking easy that was?

this is a very old problem (one you run into a lot when you’re a teenager who listens to punk and plays classical piano during the boygroup boom yfm), but with recent discussions on here im still flabbergasted sometimes. how people loudly and proudly declare hate for entire genres is beyond me. you don’t see me telling everyone bell peppers are fundamentally bad food because i personally hate their texture.

EVEN IF i give you the VERY GENEROUS benefit of the doubt and assume you just aren’t aware of the racism and classism behind coming for the genres i mentioned here (come on.), you have GOT TO learn to look at media, at ART (!!!) and say, oh this isn’t for me (that’s fine!!!), and walk away. please.

(via andiest)

greenmp3:

love r/fragrance because those 47 comments are all serious recommendations

(via average-beets)

pirateprincessjess:

saintjosie:

just two lesbians doing a couples cosplay at their local comicon

I got to cosplay Resident Evil characters with my giiiiirlfriend!!! Ahhhhhhhhh

(via jex450)

thejerma985fucker:

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brucespringsteendotcom:

“roommate’s cat” is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

(via andiest)